no, i'm not making you another saucer of coffee...
dogs don't have regrets, i don’t think…
stop looking at me like that...
i heard you the first time...
why don't you ever pee on her side of the bed...
quit fussing, lay down...
you can't drive, get off the wheel...
i don't know what that look means...
you smell like bologna...
i'm not sure why you don't like other dogs...
i haven't seen your ball...
well, if the shower is on, you're getting in...
yes, dog is god backwards but...
i'm not sure why you have more than one name...
it’s late, go to sleep already...

i know your ears hurt...
i'm trying